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Trump Skelton V Maduro Mullins

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    Avatar photoSteeplechasing
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    I’m told Dan Skelton has plans to kidnap Willie on March 1st. I have an extract from the prepared quote:

    “Mullins has many horses. Good horses. And they’re our horses, really. Go back to the seventies, who dominated Cheltenham? We did, the Brits did. Who paid zillions over the years to invest in the festival? Not Mr Mullins, I can tell you that. We’ll be putting things right on March 1st. Mullins will be arragned for trial in my trophy room. We will make room for the horses he has kidnapped over the years. Until we can find a competent (English) stand-in, we’ll be running the horses.”

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    Avatar photoNathan Hughes
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    “Until we can find a competent (English) stand-in”

    Estimated between 10 – 15 years, then …. :rose:

    Charles Darwin to conquer the World

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