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- Ian Davies
- Nathan Hughes
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Ian Davies and Nathan Hughes
end 11th February at 23:59
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Charles Darwin to conquer the World
First there was the rumble in the jungle , then the Thrilla in Manilla , now it’s ….. Err The Whining in Riding , The Cry in Wyre , The Moan in Sloane Square …. If Chezza loses this he’ll sulk to Champion hurdle day , I’ve not voted yet , I’ll vote tonight …..let’s say I’m a swinging voter and could yet be bribed …sorry seated ….
“If Chezza loses this he’ll sulk to Champion hurdle day”
At least!
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It's the "Millwall FC" of Point broadcasts: "No One Likes Us - We Don't Care"It’s the Tear-up in Taunton, the Hoo-ha in Hampshire.
You think boxing is corrupt? Wait until you see the size of the delivery Chezza has just received from McVities to send out as bribes.
Chezza launches his play-off election campaign: “Hubba, hubba, hubba! Biscuits, biscuits, biscuits! Who do you trust? Who do you trust? Me? I’m giving away free biscuits! And where is ‘The Hughesey?’ He’s at home, washing his tights!” (He stole my balloons!)
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It's the "Millwall FC" of Point broadcasts: "No One Likes Us - We Don't Care"Nearly 5pm and the Fox’s van still hasn’t arrived with my bri… delivery. I might have to vote on merit at this rate.
Chezza is currently crashed out on his sofa chez Chezza, eating a packet of Fox’s Golden Crunch Creams, having been reminded of their benefits by Richard earlier this week.
However, Chezza digresses (again).
Buoyed by an early three-two lead, Chezza is stepping up his campaign with TV advertising – remember, Hughesey is “Brand X” and the only product that matters is Premium “Chezza.”
“Love that Chezza….”
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It's the "Millwall FC" of Point broadcasts: "No One Likes Us - We Don't Care"To the three manifest poetry philistines who have voted for Hughesey: Chezza knows who you are, Chezza knows where you live and Chezza knows where you keep your biscuits.
Let that serve as a warning to the rest of the TRF literary electorate.
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It's the "Millwall FC" of Point broadcasts: "No One Likes Us - We Don't Care"My voters can be assured that any missing biscuits will be replaced double
Charles Darwin to conquer the World
All we,ve heard from you both is about the biscuits , what about the brew , dear God what about the brew …
I check yesterday and Chezza was leading ….look this morning and Nathan has touched the front, if this was a horse race ….. I can’t beat the tension , there’s a rumour Chezza is off his hobknobs with worry
Five people who clearly don’t know a good poem from a jug of milk!
Or are just Chezza haters – jealous of Chezza’s colossal ego and even bigger….err, biscuit tin!
Chezza’s starting to feel like Dick Dastardly in The Wacky Races, with Hughesey being the entire remainder of the field!
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It's the "Millwall FC" of Point broadcasts: "No One Likes Us - We Don't Care"
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