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  • #1634484
    Avatar photoNathan Hughes
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    Marginal Value and Cork all Star

    voting end 11th February at 23:59

    poems can be found here

    TRF Poem of the Year 2023

    Charles Darwin to conquer the World

    #1634498
    Avatar photoBen_Bernanke
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    Wonder what odds we could have gotten for there to be two playffs, I’d say about 10/1?

    #1634509
    Avatar photoIanDavies
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    Love the way Ben likes to calculate the odds about literally everything – always looking for value!

    It surely runs in the family – Ben’s umpteen greats grand father at Hastings in 1066: “The gaffer’s just copped an arrow in the eye! What were the odds about THAT?”

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    #1634511
    Richard88
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    The year is 1854, great-great-great-great-great grandad Bernanke strolls into Ye Olde Ladbroke Bookmakers with his ticket:

    ‘What do you mean ‘unplaced’? He finished fourth!’

    ‘Sir, the rules are quite clear. The Charge of the Light Brigade is not a handicap, three places only.’

    #1634515
    Avatar photoIanDavies
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    Chezza’s chuckling large into his morning coffee at THAT.^

    It’s all getting a bit betting Blackadder down the ages – love it!

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    #1634521
    Avatar photoTriptych
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    Richard88..lol :good:

    Nathan..Is it possible to put what page the poems are on as I’m lumping through 13 plus pages to find
    the ones that count. So many multiple entries. Thanks Jac :rose:

    Things turn out best for those who make the best of how things turn out...
    #1634544
    Avatar photoNathan Hughes
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    Jac you will find

    Cork is page 2
    Marginal Value page 7

    Charles Darwin to conquer the World

    #1634546
    Avatar photoNathan Hughes
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    Back in the cave man days…..

    “and so at those odds I had to bet the teacher couldn’t spell Bernanke”
    “yeah but you didn’t have to bet my club too”

    Charles Darwin to conquer the World

    #1634556
    Avatar photoTriptych
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    Thanks Nathan :good:
    Doh I was starting from the back working towards page 1.

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    Avatar photoBen_Bernanke
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    “It surely runs in the family – Ben’s umpteen greats grand father at Hastings in 1066: “The gaffer’s just copped an arrow in the eye! What were the odds about THAT?”

    Haha it’s funny you say that, I’d actually completely forgotten about this but now that you mentioned it I remember being told when I was child that my great grandfather used to be a sports journalist and did a lot of reporting on horse racing!!

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    Avatar photoIanDavies
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    “Bernankadder” – the new TRF historical racing/betting comedy series is born!

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    #1634602
    Avatar photoNathan Hughes
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    its that good
    Needs a thread of its own

    Charles Darwin to conquer the World

    #1634613
    Avatar photoCork All Star
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    I hope I am not a Trap 1 that pings out, goes several lengths clear but then starts paddling heading into the final turn.

    #1634670
    Marginal Value
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    I am still wondering why CAS does not have many more votes at this stage; my poem references, unkindly, 15 poem contributers who have ample reason to be annoyed. They must have very tough skin.

    #1634674
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    Chezza has always believed that, if there’s one thing worse than bad publicity, it’s no publicity at all.

    Chezza’s consequently a Marginal Value fan – but Chezza is also a CAS fan and therein lies the dilemma.

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    #1634689
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    I find these fly or bantam weight knuckle dusting compos hugely interesting 🤔 and as a sideshow – entertaining. Let’s face it – through a process called metamorphosis a battered fly can become a monocled moth with a writing addiction, a monocled moth with a writing addiction can become a non rhyming monosyllabic motherf*cker Richard Amis type character that can’t rhyme a boot. This is how disorder is created – how deformed births warp their energies into black holes or the birth of a race of ingrates known as Razeen.
    HAVE I WON ANY VOTES ?

    Aside from the above, which even I fail to understand – it has been a hugely interesting compo this year. Detecting the poems has been the only slight mar in a contest of some jollity – perhaps a pure thread of poems would have been less challenging, but that aside, there has been a plethora of well… poems !

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    Avatar photoGhost of Rob V
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    Well Gamble, even though the contest is getting rather predictable looking back at its history, it left me feeling more bamboozled than ever :scratch: The voting kinda reminds me of when Aiden O’Brien infuses several horses in a race to tactically gang up on the biggest threats to suffocate their chances of winning. I felt rather confident of making the final but, that said, I think I was doomed from the outset (Browne’s Gazette in the 1985 Champion Hurdle ring any bells?). Anyway, let’s face it, I’m an infrequent poster, not in any circles, don’t participate in betting contests, daily lays, etc and find many of the topics boring … so why should anyone really consider picking me, the misfit of the classroom? :yahoo:

    Good luck in the final Gamble :good:

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