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  • #1650712
    Avatar photoNathan Hughes
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    I’d class that as a fetish, BigG
    There is help out there for you
    I recommend a therapy session with gamble

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    #1650713
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    Outriders!

    If we had a pari-mutuel (Tote) monopoly and all racecourses were owned by racing itself, no doubt the funding would be there to fund outriders at every track every day of the week.

    But we haven’t – thank goodness, how boring would that be? – so we haven’t got any.

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    #1650714
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    What therapist would you recommend for a session Nathan, after my session with gamble?

    #1650716
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    I tried to get back on topic, CAS – these fellas are tough opposition, though.

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    #1650717
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    Possibly a hypnotherapist.
    or an evening with Robert Cooper

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    #1650718
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    or a day in the life with Ian Davies

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    #1650720
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    I see your point Chezza, I’ll bring it back to the topic. Maybe a session as an outrider
    would help me and I wouldn’t have to see gamble. Was that close enough?

    #1650721
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    “or a day in the life with Ian Davies”

    You’re scaring me now Nathan.

    #1650722
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    “or a day in the life with Ian Davies”

    Chezza wouldn’t wish that on anyone, least of all BigG.

    Outriders!

    If they can’t be afforded, maybe BigG on a tricycle – a BIG one – to chase after any itinerant equines who’ve got loose like the proverbial “moose, loose, aboot this hoose?”

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    #1650723
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    I’m in :good:

    #1650724
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    No, you are right Chezza, the OP deserves reasoned answers.
    Actually this was raised a couple of years ago, in fact
    a petition was actually sent to Parliament

    https://petition.parliament.uk/petitions/593365

    #1650747
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    There was me thinking this was a thread called:

    “The Value Of Outsiders”.

    A thread to quote the Table Of Odds And Chances again…

    But no. :cry: :cry: :cry:

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    #1650748
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    That photo with you – looking as you do Nathan -with Hayley… and then your sig at the bottom:

    “Blackbeard will conquer the world”.

    LOL

    Some black beards don’t have much chance.
    Possibly more than a ginger one though. :whistle:

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    #1650749
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    As others have said, outriders may work best at flat AW courses.

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    #1650754
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    Blackbeard wasn’t even born when that photo was taken young Gingersnapper…
    you wait until I see you on course, you will know its me as my black and grey beard will be a furlong long
    and I’ll pinch your formbook with all your percentage of odds tables and timeform squiggles and won’t let you have it back until you buy me that Fish and Chip supper you owe me from about 7 years ago… you should have bought it me then as the price of inflation will blow your value out of the water.. :yes:

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