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So, that’s enough of me, talking about me. What do you all think about me?

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  • #1522454
    Anonymous
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    Living in a jar makes perfect sense for a rare specimen like gamble.

    Bravio alea ludo

    :good:

    #1522456
    Avatar photoIanDavies
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    And living in a car would make probably make perfect sense for me – far from the madding crowd (on public transport).

    I am "The Horse Racing Punter" on Facebook
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    It's the "Millwall FC" of Point broadcasts: "No One Likes Us - We Don't Care"

    #1522457
    Anonymous
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    A lot of gamblers have been found living in cars over the years, but not by choice :-(

    #1522461
    Avatar photogamble
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    Tank you’ve hit a vein,
    and in the same vein as
    yesterday’s Birthday boy –
    and well over fifty years ago
    I knew this irritating
    guy called Barry Human.
    I thought it a lot worse
    than my name and used to
    annoy him to the point
    of mental breakdown with one
    constant boilerplate phrase.
    and I didn’t tell him once
    I told him repeatedly until
    the cows came home.

    For cryin out loud
    Why cant you be human.

    or

    Jeepers creepers,
    Cant you just be human

    or

    I’ve told you a thousand times
    just try to be human

    I often used to check the
    obituary columns.

    #1522463
    Avatar photoIanDavies
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    I am fortunate enough to be able to make all life decisions by choice.

    Being a man of simple tastes assists in that endeavour.

    I love driving down the bottom line, but never indulge in it at the expense of personal comfort.

    I am "The Horse Racing Punter" on Facebook
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    It's the "Millwall FC" of Point broadcasts: "No One Likes Us - We Don't Care"

    #1522464
    Anonymous
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    I’d never suggest that you would ever be one of the unfortunates, chief!

    #1522466
    Avatar photoIanDavies
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    I wouldn’t mind even if you did, Tank – no one is infallible.

    But when a man is mortgage free, has a motor, a pound in his pocket, and knows where his next delivered takeaway is coming from, contentment is manifest.

    Could do without the afternoon racing getting called off, though!

    I am "The Horse Racing Punter" on Facebook
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    https://www.facebook.com/ThePointtoPointNHandFlatracingpunter/
    It's the "Millwall FC" of Point broadcasts: "No One Likes Us - We Don't Care"

    #1522468
    Anonymous
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    B-)

    #1522475
    Avatar photoDrone
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    Well he lived all alone in his own little home
    With a great big gallon jar
    There were bottles too, one for me and you
    And he said Hey! There you are
    Oh, the water
    Oh, the water
    Oh, the water
    Get it myself from the mountain stream
    And it stoned me to my soul
    Stoned me just like Jelly Roll
    And it stoned me

    #1522481
    Anonymous
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    Mr. Morrison was one of the lucky ones – he had a van.

    #1522494
    Avatar photoIanDavies
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    I know it’s a cliche, but I hope it wasn’t a white one.

    #BlackVansMatter

    I am "The Horse Racing Punter" on Facebook
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    It's the "Millwall FC" of Point broadcasts: "No One Likes Us - We Don't Care"

    #1522496
    Avatar photoNathan Hughes
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    I’ve always wanted the A-Team van

    Blackbeard to conquer the World

    #1522539
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    Did anyone else experience a rather ucumfortable experience back there ?

    #1522542
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    I think I need a jug of water

    Some first class travel advice from Drone over page – the detective investigates…

    #1522545
    Avatar photoIanDavies
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    I am trying to think of a time when I was ever in a van.

    I think it was May 1982 when, as a student, it I hitchhiked back from Newmarket on 2,000 Guineas to Warwick university.

    It was an eventful journey, involving three different lifts, but the last of them – a friendly bunch of Asian lads who took me from Leicester to the outskirts of Coventry in their van – was the highlight.

    The less said about the petrol pump drive off Scousers and the lunatic with a penchant for running over rabbits in the name of myxomatosis euthanasia the better, tbh.

    That was a journey back to campus I didn’t forget in a hurry, well, 39 years on, EVER, evidently.

    I am "The Horse Racing Punter" on Facebook
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    It's the "Millwall FC" of Point broadcasts: "No One Likes Us - We Don't Care"

    #1522549
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    I always knew you had a thing about rabbits – delicately told indeed !

    #1522550
    Anonymous
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    Can’t say I’ve seen that many rabbits on the roads to have had the chance to drive over them, not that I’d want to, in my 50 years as a car driver and biker. Not all that usual to encounter many on the roads?

    Mind you, he sounds like a nutter so he might have been taking a direct route over some fields

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