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I mean, what is garnish even for?
Chezza will never admit Hughesey always has the edge!
No problem, BigG, I’ll even pay your bus fares if you like!
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It's the "Millwall FC" of Point broadcasts: "No One Likes Us - We Don't Care"Ouch!
Funny, though, Marlingford, very funny.
Many a true word and all that.
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It's the "Millwall FC" of Point broadcasts: "No One Likes Us - We Don't Care"I’m pretty sure they are all written by AI Ian, so hopefully nobody will be offended!
In which case, I can hopefully safely say this bit of banter prompted me just now to catch up on the latest Home Page offerings!
I wish I hadn’t.
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It's the "Millwall FC" of Point broadcasts: "No One Likes Us - We Don't Care"Why doesn’t this forum have likes, dislikes, winner etc… for the posts most forums do.
The more I know the less I understand.
Because Chezza’s fragile, narcissistic, prone to Illeism, ego couldn’t cope with the dislikes – and simply being ignored (no reaction at all) would suddenly become even worse!
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It's the "Millwall FC" of Point broadcasts: "No One Likes Us - We Don't Care"I remember it well – an excellent pick up Gladders and omelette is a dish best not served cold !
I have one in word form as I don’t do puccies – haven’t got the brain for it. My brain is locked in the glorious thirties with the falling financiers and an out of her mind Betty Boop giving me one of her big eyes.
Anyway to the natter in hand…
Defence… “I would like to raise a matter of some concern for my client M’lud about due process and the make up of the jury. These twelve men may be good and true, but they are all men, which is unusual in itself, and apart from the shorter man sporting the strange feathers, it would certainly be apparent to any man sitting on a Clapham omnibus that they all bear an uncanny resemblance.
Judge ” Looking at you Jury I can see some physical similarities and I would like you to all stand up if you will, and one by one repeat your names.
The Jury stand up.
Ian Davies ………………
Ian Davies………………..
Ian Davies………………..
Ian Davies………………..
Ian Davies………………..
Ian Davies………………..
Ian Davies………………..
Ian Davies………………..
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Spartican…………………Judge…” Look the last man who called himself out as Spartican, or would that be ‘us’? The rest can sit down but you keep on standing Sir, and explain yourself, or be held in contempt of court. I may remind you although you are not under oath, you are present in a court of law which is a place that
decides matters of no little seriousness, including people’s futures or lack of them.”Jury member addresses the Judge..
” It is US as you rightly surmise your eternal and hopefully forgiving Highness, and yes, we are the one and only BLOB, and I am the last proud member signed up to the holy alliance of people that prefer mostly their own company. I can assure your Highness, we will give the accused a fair crack of the whip, and one thing, and one thing alone is absolutely certain – there will be a majority verdict “
Just to conclude on my final viscous poison of the night – you Ground or higher Ground whichever you will + Marlingford the inglorious firestarter and member of the ******* club and not forgetting the Master – the Gnatman – well you’re all out of your bastardized minds. Long may your heads that contain the mush roll !!
p.s. that was b@rstard club Marloe oh Marloe !
I can never tire of this blazing art…
Parkhurst High security prison on a Sunday…
” You’ll.be sharing with me but although I’m in for harassment burglary GBH and dispatching a Loony in Rampton as long and you keep outta my headspace and keep to the top bunk you’ll get your tea and slops bucket in the morning – take my space and that may shorten your sentence – get my drift ?
” I am understanding that they may have put me in the wrong cell.”
” You can’t get your money back in here mate – just out of interest Jack
what the **** are you in for ?”” I wanted to be on my own but they wouldn’t abide. ”
“You’re not one of those Blob guys are you”
” I only wanted to be on my own ”
” GUARD GUARD I’ve traded in Bronson for my palette of financially rewarding colours – NOW here’s the *****n deal – get this BLOB guy outta here or Im gonna oil up my aching torso – and you know the ******* rest !”
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