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The male, human equiverlent of Kittenkat.
Does that mean you’d like Sophie Mitchell, kitted out in colourful silks, jumping up and down on you?
Setembro Chove
You wouldn’t know him over there but here in the colonies he’s a very tough, courageous, brave and sweet horse.He’s also a really nice chocolately brown colour.
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"………..but I’m joyless, crap and tedious nowadays. ……… "
Be patient, Jeremy, carry on like that and you will soon be filling Geoff Lester’s or Claude Duval’s shoes.
Colin
The male, human equiverlent of Kittenkat.
Does that mean you’d like Sophie Mitchell, kitted out in colourful silks, jumping up and down on you?
LMAO!
Jeremy Grayson. Son of immigrant. Adoptive father of two. Metadata librarian. Freelance point-to-point / horse racing writer, analyst and commentator wonk. Loves music, buses, cats, the BBC Micro, ale. Advocate of CBT, PACE and therapeutic parenting. Aspergers.
"………..but I’m joyless, crap and tedious nowadays. ……… "
Be patient, Jeremy, carry on like that and you will soon be filling Geoff Lester’s or Claude Duval’s shoes.
Colin
((((looks everywhere for an "oooh, meow!!" emoticon))))
Jeremy Grayson. Son of immigrant. Adoptive father of two. Metadata librarian. Freelance point-to-point / horse racing writer, analyst and commentator wonk. Loves music, buses, cats, the BBC Micro, ale. Advocate of CBT, PACE and therapeutic parenting. Aspergers.
My girlfriend would be Ibn Khaldun. Not particularly due to the horses trait (although she is quite young) but during the RP trophy, I rode and whipped her just as Kerrin McEvoy did. (I used her bra strap as the rein and an Ann Summers cane as the whip) Good times!
Personally, I think I match Harchibald. Flashes of top class but usually a bit of a pig when it comes to putting any effort into anything. Also, I often find myself being ridden by a booze hound!
I’d like to be a stallion in my prime rolling in the hay with Lydia Hislop on hand, the TV cameras rolling and the film shown late night on Racing UK the next day.
However, I’m more like a leggy gelding who has his moments but will never amount to very much
for those with a longer memory:-
Dahlia – bored stiff at home, different class overseas….and of course, of exquisite breeding.
Following on from a stupid conversation held during last night’s TRF Poker game I’d like to ask –
Which horse best mirrors your character?
I came up with Bird’s Nest – Game and genuine but usually found one or two too good. (Wouldn’t fancy being ridden by Andy Turnell though)
I wil get to me soon but Birds Nest game and genuine??? I thought he should have won loads of races but came there on the bridle and just wouldn’t go past. Cost me fortunes the old booger
However, your comment on Andy Turnell reminds me of the heaviest man ever to ride a derby winner……………..can you tell me who?
Often said when I die I want to come back as a racehorse win the derby and retire to stud as a 3 year old. I coulnd’t wait so I moved to Thailand
That aside I would be the horse who is featured in amazing videos who ran over the top of the baby in the pram (unharmed) He was heading for the bookies when his jockey told him "You’ll win today"
However, your comment on Andy Turnell reminds me of the heaviest man ever to ride a derby winner……………..can you tell me who?
A more low-brow person than myself would suggest that this is the age-old joke about Lester Piggott’s cellmate……
However, your comment on Andy Turnell reminds me of the heaviest man ever to ride a derby winner……………..can you tell me who?
A more low-brow person than myself would suggest that this is the age-old joke about Lester Piggott’s cellmate……
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