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I’m meant to be biased
but I couldn’t disagree with that Ground.Goosebumps 1 the rest 0
This vegan lark must be the way forward , I’m out of breath just singing on the sofa
I do believe McCartney
has woven himself a stellar place into
the fabric of British society
like no other.
He brings the sixties right back and makes one sort of
Proud to have lived through
the decades with him
Once there was a way
to get back home…
We’ve found it !Dear God thanks for McCartney , take good care of him , we need him for a few more years yet
“He’s written a soundtrack to our lives” – not my line – it was on the regular news channel.
” Is that the Lakeside hotel ?”
” Yes, how can I help you. ! ”
” Are you a new member of staff – I haven’t heard you before.
” I am the proprietor of The Lakeside ”
“Look, I run a news service and I have a reporter staying in room 14 investigating a murder – I am concerned I haven’t heard from him ”
“Look I have heard of this chap I can’t really ask him to leave as he’s paid months in advance in cash. He sits there all day and late into the night at his window peering through a telescope at the lake – staff tell me doesn’t go out of his room but the one time he did he was bothering lady guests with questions about their underwear and he was put on warning. I find his presence here rather unsettling – this is a quiet place and granted he keeps to himself and has his meals brought and pays his bills, but since he came bookings are down.
” Could you ask him to ring Head Office ”
” I’d rather connect you ”
” He doesn’t answer his phone ”
“You see that’s not normal – alright I’ll do the stairs later when it’s cooler. We have a heatwave and some of the staff haven’t made it in !
”KNOCK KNOCK
“Go away I didn’t order anything ”
” I have an important message for you ”
Click…
What is it ?
” Hang on you sound exactly like the chap that just phoned me ”
” Indeed ”
” What’s with the bogus call ? ”
” I wanted to guage how my stay was going down ”
” Look this is totally not acceptable ”
” While you are here, look you don’t look well – it’s that hot – even the flies are on strike – SIT YOURSELF DOWN – could I ask you your whereabouts on a particular evening – I’ll get my diary …”
Pretendy woman..
” Look it’s not what you have that matters but what you enjoy ”
Man…fiddles with his ear
Pretendy woman …” I think I have to pinch your bottom – you’re far too laid back “!
I do tend to look at dem bones with my rather large and strange microscope and have investigated the untimely death of Ken Dodd and the the fall that ended Christopher Plummer’s life.
I am now casting my eye over Ivana Trump. I happen to know someone who has known Ivana for many years. She told me just today that Ivana Trump was moving to another property because of the many stairs at her current home. A 911 call at 1240 alerted the ambulance service. She was dead on arrival. The stairs killed her.64 people in 100000 who are aged over 65 die from falls each year. In UK two people every hour fall down dem stairs.
I know two people who died falling down stairs – one caught her foot around a hoover wire that was plugged into a socket on the top landing.
I have fallen down stairs twice in the last five years – ( the bannister rail ends on stair two – so not my fault.I just picked myself up and survived.
USE THE HANDRAIL – DON’T CARRY A DRINK ! USE A LIGHT – EVEN A CANDLE !Was that you on the phone at the lakeside, gamble..??
I am the Proprietor
Those stairs are far too steepBlackbeard to conquer the World
Read it as you will Nathan – written on a whim – forgotten in a blink. SPLISH SPLOSH SPLASH POSTING.
Do watch those stairs – like a hawk !A few things you can
honestly say about lakes..Some people love ’em
Some people loathe them
Some contain monsters
But all contain mysteries
and the ones that loathe them
often know well or have more than an inkling of those dark mysteries of the deep – buried possibly for ever in those bottomless bowels of the earth with a water topping !
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