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    Richard88
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    Agree Ian, puns have no place in racing commentary and you often get the feeling that they are pre-planned. If you’re going to use them, at least come up with them on the hoof.

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    Avatar photoTriptych
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    I’d have enjoyed it more if I’d backed him Ian but for cringeworthy TV I thought Luke Harvey ‘playing’ Rugby was much worse and even on mute when they lifted him aloft it looked like they were trying to send ET home.🚀 :wacko:
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    Avatar photoIanDavies
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    It’s all down to personal taste and commentators and racing presenters generally are no exception.

    Some people were raving about the commentary when Frankel won the International Stakes at York – all that poetry and destruction cringe – but it made me feel quite ill and sent me straight onto the dark web to try to hire a contract killer.

    Each to their own!

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    Red Rum 77
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    Wow!You lot are a miserable lot. A certain pun might be “not to your taste ” but lighten up.

    You've got to accentuate the positive.
    Eliminate the negative.
    Latch on to the affirmative.
    Don't mess with mister in between.

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    Avatar photoNathan Hughes
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    Charles Darwin to conquer the World

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    Love it tbf.

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    Avatar photoGhost of Rob V
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    “Some people were raving about the commentary when Frankel won the International Stakes at York – all that poetry and destruction cringe”

    I too thought that the ‘poetry and destruction’ lark was pre-rehearsed. I think my face fell like a collapsed lung when I first heard it.

    On the other hand, Simon Holt’s commentary on the race was far better. There was a moment where he must of been so excited as the race unfolded that he stuttered saying “St Nicholas Abbey”

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