Horse Pension

[Anonymous]

How does a horse earn his/her pension? surely any winnings they earn for their trainer and owner the horses has a right to take a percentage which should be funded into a healthy retirement?

[yeats]

What winnings? What percentage of horses show a profit?

[Tom]

Mr Wilson, you certainly have put the cat among the pigeons.

[Anonymous]

How do we start a petition for horses to be able to get their pension, maybe they can claim pension at the age of 4+

Group winners get – 30% of prize money
Handicappers get – 10% of prize money

Tom, I know you’re feeling this idea fella

[Anonymous]

Is this a serious suggestion, MRW, or have you been on the sauce a little too much lately?

[gamble]

Wilson’s idea of give a little back
is not that mad
for at least the horses
could then shout back at the
animal rights activists
we have an equitable life.

Personally speaking
and call me a communist
I believe these yoked beasts
have a far better life than us
depite the ten plus fatalities.
They don’t worry about the weather
or where the next meal is coming from
and few suffer from anorexia
or the worry of war

They sleep better than we do
most of them

[ReasonoverFaith]

I’d love to see them get a pension. But what I’d love even more is the sight of Denman going to the hole-in-the-wall and trying to key in his PIN number with those big feet of his.

Christ, how big would the keys have to be ?

[Author]

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