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    “I’ll never be off the stove now cooking bloody cheese omelettes.”

    Works for me!

    Exclaimed Father Chezza.

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    #1660362
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    Forgive me Father for bad mouthing the sacred cheese omelettes.

    #1660364
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    “You are forgiven, my son,” replied Father Chezza (who has already more or less given up on Gladders EVER cooking up one of Gladders’s legendary continental cheese ones for TRF’s favourite fake Roman Catholic of the cloth).

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    #1660367
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    Change “more or less” to “completely” and you’d be closer to the truth.

    #1660475
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    That’s cold, Gladders man, so cold.

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    #1660494
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    Maybe we could have a “cliff omelette” thread.

    #1660941
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    “”As for Royal Scotsman.. it’s more of a poor judgement thing. His Dewhurst and guineas run sucked me in. Happy to leave him well alone from here on in. His feet are as bad as mine.””

    Interesting the section between races on itv just now had Adelle with a horse and was talking about the feet of horses and said “no feet, no horse”

    Royal Scotsman has no feet
    mystery solved

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    #1661421
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    Mr Hannon is stepping Classic up to a mile tomorrow
    I’d have stepped him up a long, long time ago
    But Mr Hannon knows best
    This horse is an improving type, he is like a fine wine. If only the ‘classics’ were for 4 y/o

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    #1661422
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    Thank you for at least not referring to the bloke as “a certain Mr….” as that would have been too much.

    Good luck – but best to keep your Rosary handy just in case.

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    #1661423
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    To be fair Mr Hannon did run Classic over a mile once before a long, long time ago but that was as a two year old.

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    He knows the time of day, does that Mr Hannon.

    I've stumbled on the side of twelve misty mountains
    I've walked and I crawled on six crooked highways
    #1661428
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    Even when his watch is broke he gets it right twice a day

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    #1661429
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    “He knows the time of day, does that Mr Hannon.”

    Simply fiendish from Purwell there.

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    #1661447
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    Certainly he does me old beauty, got horses catching pigeons all over the gallops.

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    Arecibo couldn’t catch a pigeon if it flew into his face at the moment but he’s out again at Newcastle and double absolution required as he’s entered in a Racing League Handicap :yahoo: :wacko:

    Things turn out best for those who make the best of how things turn out...
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    Even The Queen has her achilles heel – or does she?

    We’ll find out tonight!

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    #1661609
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    If you were to replace the castle with a market there might be more of a case. Tippi’s back garden is where the horse has recorded it’s best work. It might be worth waiting until he is 🏡.

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