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Introducing the new service offered by Father Chezza, a devout religious man surely destined one day to be Pope.
A lost passage in the Book Of Revelations states: “And I stood upon the edge of the sea. And a great beast rose up out of the sea, and on its head it wore two crowns, the crown of blasphemy and the crown of the cliff horse….”
So, if you’re a big Brentford Hope fan who can’t get off Royal Scotsman, a shrewd Newmarket paddock judge who can’t leave Native Trail alone, or anyone or anything else, redemption is here for you in the shape of kindly Father Chezza’s Lounge confessional box.
It’s a free service but, as always, Chezza’s bank details are available upon request for donations.
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It's the "Millwall FC" of Point broadcasts: "No One Likes Us - We Don't Care"“Free”
My lord someone has stolen Chezza. Could it be the colonel in disguise 🥸
Please don’t return himWhilst you are here I’ll confess to having a cliff horse by the name of Music Society. Can you help? I’m convinced he’ll win a 6f race some time soon
As for Royal Scotsman.. it’s more of a poor judgement thing. His Dewhurst and guineas run sucked me in. Happy to leave him well alone from here on in. His feet are as bad as mine.
Thank you for this service
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Bless you, my son for your courageous public Lounge confessional – say ten “Hail Chezzas” and enjoy the second day of Royal Ascot.
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It's the "Millwall FC" of Point broadcasts: "No One Likes Us - We Don't Care"Father Chezza blesses you for having the courage once again to confess.
Father Chezza will pray for you as, although seven times a winner in its life and having just its fifth outing since its last holy victory, the road to temptation is still 2lb above its last winning mark.
Still, at 25/1….
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It's the "Millwall FC" of Point broadcasts: "No One Likes Us - We Don't Care"I worship at the alter of Goldie , yet even he the master of the dodgy hcap mark can’t get Bonito Calalo to win …. I need cleansed before my wallet is
I have to confess I backed King’s Lynn again in the Wokingham. And given that he ran well from a poor draw, I know I will back him again next time.
Cliff horses are like pyshco ex girlfriends , you know you should leave well alone but …..
Some tremendous confessionals here.
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It's the "Millwall FC" of Point broadcasts: "No One Likes Us - We Don't Care"Dear Chezza,
Please tell me to stop backing the Webber families horses.
It feels like Niagara falls these days, but I’ve not been able to stop since landafar fell twice in the champion hurdle..Awaiting your esteemed council..
Landafar.
Father Chezza blesses you for your courage in entering the Lounge Public Confessional Box.
All have been there, in his uni student youth Chezza was all-too-often joined at the hip to ancient and irrelevant speed figure horses in a manner so fatally dogmatic it made Simon Rowlands seem positively open minded.
Father Chezza advises remembering anyone who inflicted “Joseph And The Amazing Technicolor Dream Coat,” “Jesus Christ Superstar” and “Evita” on the world – and is a Tory! – is inevitably riding for a fall in the fullness of time, so steer well clear.
Oh, hold on, that’s Lloyd Webber, not Webber.
Musicals/politics aside, same principle applies!
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It's the "Millwall FC" of Point broadcasts: "No One Likes Us - We Don't Care"Music Society came up trumps for those that lack a backbone and play each way..
Great thread.
Could turn out a success
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This is how I picture Father Chezza, doing an eye test.
The best things in life are free.
But you can give them to the birds and bees.“Great thread.”
Thank you, Nathan.
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It's the "Millwall FC" of Point broadcasts: "No One Likes Us - We Don't Care"As those on the Meydan Thursdays thread can confirm, I’ve been putting up
Angel Eyes for what seems forever. He’s the fastest thing I’ve seen coming
out the stalls, but 37 runs without a win. He always gets caught in the
last furlong, if only they had a 4 furlong race. He’s been 2nd twice and
3rd twice. I’m terrified Father Chezza that I turn my back and he sees it
out one of these days. I’m losing sleep Father, please help or could you
arrange to have the starting stalls pushed forward a furlong, I’d be eternally
grateful.Yours in abject desperation
BigGDespite the fact Father Chezza had to get a carpenter in to do work on the confessional box in order to get BigG on, Father Chezza thanks this son of Scotland for his courage in speaking out.
Father Chezza assumes this is neither the Angel Eyes referred to by Bryan Ferry nor the Lee Van Cleef character in For A Few Dollars More.
37 is a big old number – two more and it becomes The 39 Steps….to ruin!
Steer….well….clear!
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It's the "Millwall FC" of Point broadcasts: "No One Likes Us - We Don't Care"Music Society running in an hour at Thirsk. Looks against it on paper but is 11/1
I’ve had a good couple of days not yesterday it was raining all day but today and the day before yesterday and yielded some new business so I’m going in on near minimum stakes as a show of strength…
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