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    Avatar photoIanDavies
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    ….I want every single one of you, especially those of you who have ever had a ‘BF’ next to your name in a race card, to watch video replays of Mo Farah winning the 10,000 metres and Usain Boult winning the 100 metres.

    Because that is how an odds-on favourite should perform.

    Farah even fell – and still won!

    As a species, you horses should watch in shame and have a word with yourselves!

    That is all!

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    #1259934
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    That’s telling them Ian ;-)

    #1259940
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    ….I want every single one of you, especially those of you who have ever had a ‘BF’ next to your name in a race card, to watch video replays of Mo Farah winning the 10,000 metres and Usain Boult winning the 100 metres.

    Because that is how an odds-on favourite should perform.

    Farah even fell – and still won!

    As a species, you horses should watch in shame and have a word with yourselves!

    That is all!

    I have had a word with the horses and they say it’s an unfair comparison.

    This is because neither Bolt nor Farah had a witless dick stuck halfway up their back doing the steering ;-)

    Thanks for the good crack. Time for me to move on. Be lucky.

    #1259946
    Avatar photoNathan Hughes
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    I was going to post the same Steve.
    Bolt would lose all rhythm if his monkey jockey decided to take a pull at the half way mark

    Charles Darwin to conquer the World

    #1259948
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    Glad BigG took my posting in the spirit in which it was intended. B-)

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    #1259950
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    Ah yes Ian wise words to those BF’s but falling on deaf ears I think…do you think those horses considered before leaving the comfort of their stables if they would…….

    Need the race
    Like the track
    Act on the going
    Be running over the wrong distance
    Have the wrong jockey on board

    Albeit they could have woken up with a bad scope, not eaten up or banged their head before even leaving their box… We must think ourselves lucky they even turn out Ian :rose:

    Bolt and Farah both know the track and distance they are running, would absolutely flop into a puddle if the race was run in the mud and I’m not even going there with the jockey thing :wacko: LOL Jac

    Things turn out best for those who make the best of how things turn out...
    #1259951
    Avatar photoSteeplechasing
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    Always hoping mine will Bolt in. They can’t win Farah nuff for me :)

    #1259958
    Avatar photoIanDavies
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    At least Joe gets the joke too. B-)

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    #1259969
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    Nothing is ever fair: http://newsthump.com/2016/08/15/wheres-my-******-medal-demands-horse/

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    I've walked and I crawled on six crooked highways
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    There are unconfirmed rumours that Emma Spencer was ejected from the stadium by security after attempting to approach Usain Bolt armed with a microphone attached to a six foot pole as he crossed the line in the 100m final.

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    Avatar photoNathan Hughes
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    Bolt has not even got a 100% record including a ‘BF’, he should watch video replays of Frankel

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    #1260042
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    Frankel is an honorary human – 14 times a favourite and 14 times a winner.

    He deserves his own house with the mortgage paid off and a 4×4 to drive his biatches (mares) around in at the very least. B-)

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