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- March 14, 2008 at 17:47 #151066
Denman"So, who’s best now then".
Value Is EverythingMarch 14, 2008 at 17:51 #151070"Who the F… put that there? right in front of our stable doors".
Value Is EverythingMarch 14, 2008 at 17:53 #151073Denman: "If it was not for wanting Timeform to rate me higher than you, I’d tell them where to stick their advertising board".
Value Is EverythingMarch 14, 2008 at 19:41 #151148Denman – "we can’t go on meeting like this"
Kauto – "farewell mate, but not goodbye"March 14, 2008 at 20:41 #151180Denman to Kauto: "You’ll never guess what Ruby told Thommo to do with his microphone…"
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March 14, 2008 at 21:15 #151201Kauto Star: "So, let me get this straight, if I let YOU win, this forecast thing pays more than if I beat you, you know, I’m not 100% on this…."
Denman: "No, trust me mate, Harry Findlays been giving me the low down , and if we let nipper in on it, then its what they call a TRICAST and thats worth even more, c’mon take one for the team?"
March 14, 2008 at 21:33 #151215Denman "Only reason i went faster was because it was Alice at the winning line and not Tommo"
Kauto Star "Im gonna kill that Exotic Dancer he said it was Tommo"
March 14, 2008 at 22:01 #151240Denman chanting to Kauto Star:
"You’re Azulejo
You’re Azulejo
You’re Azulejo in disguiiiiiiiiiiiiise…..
You’re Azulejo in-dis-guise!!!"gc
Jeremy Grayson. Son of immigrant. Adoptive father of two. Metadata librarian. Freelance point-to-point / horse racing writer, analyst and commentator wonk. Loves music, buses, cats, the BBC Micro, ale. Advocate of CBT, PACE and therapeutic parenting. Aspergers.
March 15, 2008 at 01:41 #151386I bet Denman is playing his Kate Bush album REALLY loudly in his box this evening, just to piss off Kauto Star:
"If I only could, I’d be running up that hill.
If I only could, I’d be running up that hill."It doesn’t hurt me.
Do you want to feel how it feels?
Do you want to know that it doesn’t hurt me?
Do you want to hear about the deal that I’m making?
You, it’s you and me.And if I only could,
I’d make a deal with God,
And I’d get him to swap our places,
Be running up that road,
Be running up that hill,
Be running up that building.
If I only could, oh…March 15, 2008 at 12:42 #151499" Did they cut your bol***ks off too? "
March 15, 2008 at 13:05 #151506I bet Denman is playing his Kate Bush album REALLY loudly in his box this evening, just to piss off Kauto Star:
"If I only could, I’d be running up that hill.
If I only could, I’d be running up that hill."It doesn’t hurt me.
Do you want to feel how it feels?
Do you want to know that it doesn’t hurt me?
Do you want to hear about the deal that I’m making?
You, it’s you and me.And if I only could,
I’d make a deal with God,
And I’d get him to swap our places,
Be running up that road,
Be running up that hill,
Be running up that building.
If I only could, oh…Wow a Wow a Wow a Wow a Wow a Wow Unbeleeeeeeeeevable!
Ginge
Value Is EverythingMarch 15, 2008 at 15:01 #151541Denman to Kauto: Have you ever been to China White’s? A cinema? A museum? You know what a red rope means?
March 15, 2008 at 21:16 #7118I’ve picked the ones I think are the best, but if you really want to choose one of the others in the thread, post here and tell me. Here’s your pic….

Now get voting![/i]
March 15, 2008 at 21:18 #151650NO MORE CAPTIONS PLEASE! There’s a poll somewhere
March 16, 2008 at 19:10 #151897Bump…..
March 16, 2008 at 19:28 #151902I also like PAT123 and Gingertipster’s contributions…
Denman: It’s been bugging me for years, is it Kayto, Korto or Kowto.
Who the F*** put that there? Right in front of our stable doors.
March 16, 2008 at 19:30 #151903I nearly did add the stable door one, but I didn’t think it was quite good enough to have a chance of winning. It was the one that just missed the cut

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