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  • #151066
    Avatar photoGingertipster
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    Denman"So, who’s best now then".

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    #151070
    Avatar photoGingertipster
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    "Who the F… put that there? right in front of our stable doors".

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    #151073
    Avatar photoGingertipster
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    Denman: "If it was not for wanting Timeform to rate me higher than you, I’d tell them where to stick their advertising board".

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    #151148
    Avatar photoDrone
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    Denman – "we can’t go on meeting like this"
    Kauto – "farewell mate, but not goodbye"

    #151180
    Avatar photograysonscolumn
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    Denman to Kauto: "You’ll never guess what Ruby told Thommo to do with his microphone…"

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    Jeremy Grayson. Son of immigrant. Adoptive father of two. Metadata librarian. Freelance point-to-point / horse racing writer, analyst and commentator wonk. Loves music, buses, cats, the BBC Micro, ale. Advocate of CBT, PACE and therapeutic parenting. Aspergers.

    #151201
    Bulwark
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    Kauto Star: "So, let me get this straight, if I let YOU win, this forecast thing pays more than if I beat you, you know, I’m not 100% on this…."

    Denman: "No, trust me mate, Harry Findlays been giving me the low down , and if we let nipper in on it, then its what they call a TRICAST and thats worth even more, c’mon take one for the team?"

    #151215
    Neil Watson
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    Denman "Only reason i went faster was because it was Alice at the winning line and not Tommo"

    Kauto Star "Im gonna kill that Exotic Dancer he said it was Tommo"

    #151240
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    Denman chanting to Kauto Star:

    "You’re Azulejo
    You’re Azulejo
    You’re Azulejo in disguiiiiiiiiiiiiise…..
    You’re Azulejo in-dis-guise!!!"

    gc

    Jeremy Grayson. Son of immigrant. Adoptive father of two. Metadata librarian. Freelance point-to-point / horse racing writer, analyst and commentator wonk. Loves music, buses, cats, the BBC Micro, ale. Advocate of CBT, PACE and therapeutic parenting. Aspergers.

    #151386
    davidbrady
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    I bet Denman is playing his Kate Bush album REALLY loudly in his box this evening, just to piss off Kauto Star:

    "If I only could, I’d be running up that hill.
    If I only could, I’d be running up that hill."

    It doesn’t hurt me.
    Do you want to feel how it feels?
    Do you want to know that it doesn’t hurt me?
    Do you want to hear about the deal that I’m making?
    You, it’s you and me.

    And if I only could,
    I’d make a deal with God,
    And I’d get him to swap our places,
    Be running up that road,
    Be running up that hill,
    Be running up that building.
    If I only could, oh…

    #151499
    Breath Of Fresh Ayr
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    " Did they cut your bol***ks off too? " :roll:

    #151506
    Avatar photoGingertipster
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    I bet Denman is playing his Kate Bush album REALLY loudly in his box this evening, just to piss off Kauto Star:

    "If I only could, I’d be running up that hill.
    If I only could, I’d be running up that hill."

    It doesn’t hurt me.
    Do you want to feel how it feels?
    Do you want to know that it doesn’t hurt me?
    Do you want to hear about the deal that I’m making?
    You, it’s you and me.

    And if I only could,
    I’d make a deal with God,
    And I’d get him to swap our places,
    Be running up that road,
    Be running up that hill,
    Be running up that building.
    If I only could, oh…

    Wow a Wow a Wow a Wow a Wow a Wow Unbeleeeeeeeeevable!

    Ginge

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    #151541
    manwithaplan
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    Denman to Kauto: Have you ever been to China White’s? A cinema? A museum? You know what a red rope means?

    #7118
    Avatar photoBurroughhill
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    I’ve picked the ones I think are the best, but if you really want to choose one of the others in the thread, post here and tell me. Here’s your pic….

    Now get voting![/i]

    #151650
    Avatar photoBurroughhill
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    NO MORE CAPTIONS PLEASE! There’s a poll somewhere :-)

    #151897
    Avatar photoBurroughhill
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    Bump…..

    #151902
    Avatar photoBosranic
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    I also like PAT123 and Gingertipster’s contributions…

    Denman: It’s been bugging me for years, is it Kayto, Korto or Kowto.

    Who the F*** put that there? Right in front of our stable doors.

    #151903
    Avatar photoBurroughhill
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    I nearly did add the stable door one, but I didn’t think it was quite good enough to have a chance of winning. It was the one that just missed the cut :-)

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