Cheltenham Caption Competition

[Burroughhill]

Since we clearly like competitions, here’s another one. I’ll do a poll of what I consider to be the best captions (I may regret starting this!) on Sunday-ish.

Bring ’em on! It’s Kauto Star and Denman by the way in case anyone has any doubt!

[Cruella]

Kauto: It’s not my head you’ll be looking at on Friday, mate.

[% MAN]

"Tell you what, why don’t we make complete fools of ’em all and plant ourselves at the start?"

[manwithaplan]

Denman: Top o’ the morning to you
Kauto: Je suis desolé. Je ne parle pas la gibberish irlandaise.

[Himself]

Denman : " Hey super STAR, fancy a lift up the Cheltenham Hill tomorrow?!"

Gambling Only Pays When You're Winning

[Gazs Way De Solzen]

"This isn’t the only hole that you will be seeing by the end of the race on Friday".

[dubai_millennium]

Denman " I wish that loud mouth gambler would shut up about me!"
Kauto " Fall at the 1st and I think he might quieten down a bit…"

[Friggo]

Denman: "I’m the best galloper. I gallop them all into the ground and then I go home and I gallop sum’ore. And I ain’t gonna stop galloping for no Frenchie. I swear, his face is getting whiter by the day!"

Kauto: "Remind me to get Ruby to wave on the way past- I’m so quick, I beat Harry Findlay to the 3/10 about him in the Aon!"

[Anonymous]

"I’m Arkleus!"
"No, I’m Arkleus!"

[RichK]

Denman: Top o’ the morning to you
Kauto: Je suis desolé. Je ne parle pas la gibberish irlandaise.

[Pat123]

Denman: It’s been bugging me for years, is it Kayto, Korto or Kowto.

[Have fun]

denman to kauto
if we don’t encourage them they might go away

have fun

[Kautostar1]

Denman: Top o’ the morning to you
Kauto: Je suis desolé. Je ne parle pas la gibberish irlandaise.

Like that one

[Flash]

Kauto – Hey Den, you know all them human people have been putting all their dough on us? Tell you what, shall we just refuse at the first and leave them all in a muddle?

Denman – Yeah, you got a deal. Let the know all’s puzzle away, we’ll just go and have a roll in the hay. Serves them right, this is our sport not theirs. Muppets!!

[graysonscolumn]

“Think the way’s clear for one of us now they’re not running Blazing Batman….”

gc

Jeremy Grayson. Son of immigrant. Adoptive father of two. Metadata librarian. Freelance point-to-point / horse racing writer, analyst and commentator wonk. Loves music, buses, cats, the BBC Micro, ale. Advocate of CBT, PACE and therapeutic parenting. Aspergers.

[Kevin]

Right thats a deal then. We put it all on Exotic Dancer e/w!

[Burroughhill]

There’s a few good ones! Keep ’em coming and I’ll do a poll in a day or so.

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