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  • #7072
    Burroughhill
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    Since we clearly like competitions, here’s another one. I’ll do a poll of what I consider to be the best captions (I may regret starting this!) on Sunday-ish.

    Bring ’em on! It’s Kauto Star and Denman by the way in case anyone has any doubt!

    #150795
    Cruella
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    Kauto: It’s not my head you’ll be looking at on Friday, mate.

    #150801
    % MAN
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    "Tell you what, why don’t we make complete fools of ’em all and plant ourselves at the start?"

    #150816
    manwithaplan
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    Denman: Top o’ the morning to you
    Kauto: Je suis desolé. Je ne parle pas la gibberish irlandaise.

    #150818
    Himself
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    Denman : " Hey super STAR, fancy a lift up the Cheltenham Hill tomorrow?!" :P

    Gambling Only Pays When You're Winning

    #150857
    Gazs Way De Solzen
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    "This isn’t the only hole that you will be seeing by the end of the race on Friday".

    :wink: :wink: :wink:

    #150859
    dubai_millennium
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    Denman " I wish that loud mouth gambler would shut up about me!"
    Kauto " Fall at the 1st and I think he might quieten down a bit…"

    #150862
    Friggo
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    Denman: "I’m the best galloper. I gallop them all into the ground and then I go home and I gallop sum’ore. And I ain’t gonna stop galloping for no Frenchie. I swear, his face is getting whiter by the day!"

    Kauto: "Remind me to get Ruby to wave on the way past- I’m so quick, I beat Harry Findlay to the 3/10 about him in the Aon!"

    #150863
    Anonymous
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    "I’m Arkleus!"
    "No, I’m Arkleus!"

    #150868
    RichK
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    Denman: Top o’ the morning to you
    Kauto: Je suis desolé. Je ne parle pas la gibberish irlandaise.

    :lol:

    #150878
    Pat123
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    Denman: It’s been bugging me for years, is it Kayto, Korto or Kowto.

    #150881
    Have fun
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    denman to kauto
    if we don’t encourage them they might go away

    have fun

    #150884
    Kautostar1
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    Denman: Top o’ the morning to you
    Kauto: Je suis desolé. Je ne parle pas la gibberish irlandaise.

    :lol: :lol: Like that one

    #150885
    Flash
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    Kauto – Hey Den, you know all them human people have been putting all their dough on us? Tell you what, shall we just refuse at the first and leave them all in a muddle?

    Denman – Yeah, you got a deal. Let the know all’s puzzle away, we’ll just go and have a roll in the hay. Serves them right, this is our sport not theirs. Muppets!!

    #150886
    graysonscolumn
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    “Think the way’s clear for one of us now they’re not running Blazing Batman….”

    gc

    The patron saint of lower-grade fare. A gently critical friend of point-to-pointing. Kindness is a political act.

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