Hope you all had as lovely and productive a weekend as you’d wished for.
Me? I sat down and, um, accidentally wrote a review of all of the Eurovision songs.
It’s almost certainly too long, and full of questionable takes, but then that’s my writing generally (I’ll say it before any of you do😜).
It’s almost certainly also the only Eurovision review that namechecks all of John Shuttleworth, Junior Wimbledon, Cardiacs, Arkle, Stewart Lee, Adamski, ParkRun, Bunny vs Monkey and the official motto of Rutland, though. Because you’re worth it and I care.
Feel free to agree with as much or as little of it as you fancy. See also if you can guess which song is my favourite (not entirely clear) and which has annoyed me more than any other in 45 years of watching (not at all unclear)!
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Jeremy Grayson. Son of immigrant. Adoptive father of two. Metadata librarian. Freelance point-to-point / horse racing writer, analyst and commentator wonk. Loves music, buses, cats, the BBC Micro, ale. Advocate of CBT, PACE and therapeutic parenting. Aspergers.