Watching BBC4 late at night on Friday after the snooker had finished, an old episode of “Top of the Pops” contained this moment of musical history.
It is said that when Graham Kelly interviewed Glenn Hoddle for the job of England manager, he ended by asking “Any skeletons in the closet?” before quipping, “apart from that record with Chris Waddle?”
At least Waddle looked embarrassed and as if he wanted to be somewhere else.