Swanning around the Gulf, pretending to be a world leader talking about a ceasefire, in which he played no part
Of course he didn’t, it’s not his mess but unfortunately we’re suffering the consequences so he has to go out there and attempt to clean it up.
and reopening the Strait of Hormuz, which he has no power to do
Of course he doesn’t, it’s not UK territory. The oil was flowing just fine until about six weeks ago. It’s stopped due an illegal war that I still haven’t heard you condemn.
since we have almost no naval assets to deploy.
Ah yes, I remember our Navy was the envy of the world until Labour took office.
Christ, even by your standards that was a load of bollocks.