Today, I had £10 on a horse at 20/1. It finished last, but I told the bookmaker it had won and demanded a payout of £210. The bookmaker refused to pay so I am suing him for £1,000,210, made up of £210 wnnings and £1 million damages for the hurt of not being paid out.
As the bookmaker also trades in the USA I am issuing the writ there. i will be claining that I put the bet on on behalf of Donald Trump. Of course, as any US court knows Trump aleays wins.
Now, if you think this is fantasy, it is in keeping with Trumps comments regarding the illegal war he started.