Some of you must be a hoot at parties.
You don’t have to pay £650 to fly anywhere that sells beers for £7. You can keep the money in your pocket and sit at home listening to the wireless because you’re too tight to buy a tv licence and drink as much tap water as you like. I reckon I know who’s having a more enjoyable time of things though!
Keep an eye out for the postman passing once a day, I’ll keep an eye on all the crumpet passing by every minute! 